Kelly Osbourne has her snatch checked a few times a year - HM

Megan Fox in only a black bra! - DSF

The Obama girl is back - BST

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in bikinis! - Y!

Scarlettn Johansson shows T&A in Gloss mag - UMC

Smell like this fairy whore! - WMB

Michael Phelps in wax is just…scary - PB

Tom Cruise should invest in a pair of these! - CK

Pete Doherty was actually a pretty cute kid - ABH

Return of he Wonk eye - POP

Russell Crowe looks like Kirstie Alley these days! - CR

Before her arrest Heather Locklear was driving back & forth over a pair of sunglasses - TB

Vanessa Hudgens house is bigger than yours - BB

Past Smacks

• Papa Spears Gets Five More Months of Conservatorship
• Sports Illustrated Model Survives Tsunami, Boyfriend Still Missing
• Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed for 2006
• David Beckham Adidas Photoshoot
• They’re Trying to Make Her Go to Rehab